Monday, December 14, 2009

"Sir would you like any extras with your porsche?"

At the tender age of 23 not many of us have quite made it to that stage in our lives that allows us the luxury of even being asked such a question. So when you do come across such a character you can't help but be impressed (and just a little jealous... and not bitching quite so much about the cost of your last service).

This was how the weekend begun, and what possibly could you add to a luxury vehicle to make it just that little bit better? Three of Cape Towns stunning females of course. T-ray, Lindsay and Kim I reckon could sell off even the dodgiest of wrecks. Marketing genius!... Who would have thought!

If you feel that you would like to possibly make such a purchase I have taken the liberty of attaching the link to the Porsche South Africa website. Here you will be able to speak to a man undoubtably named Jenkins who will be able to tell you directly that you do not belong in  their store and should join the rest of the slum. I wouldn't worry too much about it because Jenkins probably still lives with his mother and has a phobia of trousers that have not been ironed. Jenkins you asshole.

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