Wednesday, October 6, 2010

I Like It On a Flat, Sanitized, Preferably Cushioned Surface

Last night before switching off my lights I did the usual final check of Facebook only to find that just about every girl I know overseas was being more than willing to share where they like to "do it". Being a male my mind obviously wandered until I hit the "I like it on the door knob"... Okay, too far from a solid christian girl who has never even held hands in a movie theatre.

I have had several threats on my life already this morning from some of my closest chick friends promising to do some really quite horrible things to me. But here is the deal, it is breast cancer awareness month and so there is a top secret campaign (sorry I cocked that up) going on where girls recieve this message on Facebook:

Remember the game last year about what color bra you were wearing at the moment? The purpose was to increase awareness of October Breast Cancer Awareness month. It was a tremendous success and we had men wondering for days what was with the colors and it made it to the news. This year’s game has to do with your handbag/purse, where we put our handbag the moment we get home for example “I like it on the couch”, “I like it on the kitchen counter”, “I like it on the dresser” well u get the idea. Just put your answer as your status with nothing more than that and cut n paste this message and forward to all your FB female friends to their inbox. The bra game made it to the news. Let’s see how powerful we women really are!!!

Now you are probably going, "bra colour on Facebook... last year?" My point, sorry that I spilt the beans on your joyous event but what the hell is the point if no one knows what you are doing it for? Last year rings no bells to my memory, and I tend to spend a lot of time on Facebook. So, now you know, get involved, one mate of mine actually said he would like it on Justin Biebers head, not for me but hell, why not?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

What words..