Last night before switching off my lights I did the usual final check of Facebook only to find that just about every girl I know overseas was being more than willing to share where they like to "do it". Being a male my mind obviously wandered until I hit the "I like it on the door knob"... Okay, too far from a solid christian girl who has never even held hands in a movie theatre.
I have had several threats on my life already this morning from some of my closest chick friends promising to do some really quite horrible things to me. But here is the deal, it is breast cancer awareness month and so there is a top secret campaign (sorry I cocked that up) going on where girls recieve this message on Facebook: